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Army Chef One Effing Sausage Rule Printed T-Shirt

£24.95 GBP £27.95
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Garment Care information

Printed Garments should be washed inside out on a cool 30 degree wash, and avoid tumble dry.

Delivery and Shipping

All clothing items are printed or embroidered to order and take approx 5 - 7 Days to produce plus postage time.

Figurines and other made to order cast resin products are made to order and take approx 7-15 working days, sometimes longer.

Other giftware takes approx 7-10 days.

Belts and ties and items without badge or decoration are shipped next day.

Please note that during busy periods such as Christmas, these timings can take longer, and your patience is appreciated.

Army Chef One Effing Sausage Rule Printed T-Shirt

In the British Army, the rule was simple: one sausage. Take more and there'd be hell to pay.

This classic Army chef line captures the unwritten rules of serving up, where keeping portions fair mattered and nobody fancied testing the patience of the cookhouse. A sharp bit of military humour for Army Catering Corps/RLC veterans, ex-service personnel and anyone who remembers that second helping was not always worth the trouble.

Product details

  • 100% cotton jersey
  • White: 175gsm
  • Colours: 185gsm
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Preshrunk fabric
  • Quarter-turned to help prevent a centre crease
  • Printed to order in the UK
  • Available in sizes S to 5XL
  • Available in Navy Blue, Black, Military Green/Olive, Red, Sports Grey and White

Size guide

  • S: 34/36 inch chest
  • M: 38/40 inch chest
  • L: 42/44 inch chest
  • XL: 46/48 inch chest
  • XXL: 50/52 inch chest
  • 3XL: 54/56 inch chest
  • 4XL: 58/60 inch chest
  • 5XL: 62/64 inch chest

Washing instructions

Machine wash at 30°C, inside out and with similar colours. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Do not tumble dry, iron or dry clean.

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Army Chef One Sausage Rule Printed T-Shirt
Printed to Order in UK

Army Chef One Effing Sausage Rule Printed T-Shirt

£24.95 GBP £27.95

Army Chef One Effing Sausage Rule Printed T-Shirt

In the British Army, the rule was simple: one sausage. Take more and there'd be hell to pay.

This classic Army chef line captures the unwritten rules of serving up, where keeping portions fair mattered and nobody fancied testing the patience of the cookhouse. A sharp bit of military humour for Army Catering Corps/RLC veterans, ex-service personnel and anyone who remembers that second helping was not always worth the trouble.

Product details

Size guide

Washing instructions

Machine wash at 30°C, inside out and with similar colours. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Do not tumble dry, iron or dry clean.

Size

  • Small - 34/36"
  • Medium - 38/40"
  • Large - 42/44"
  • XL - 46/48"
  • XXL - 50/52"
  • 3XL - 54/56"
  • 4XL - 58/60"
  • 5XL - 62/64"

Colour

  • Black
  • Military Green
  • Navy Blue
  • Red
  • Sports Grey
  • White
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