Grenade Complaints Department Desk Ornament
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Garment Care information
Printed Garments should be washed inside out on a cool 30 degree wash, and avoid tumble dry.
Delivery and Shipping
Delivery and Shipping
All clothing items are printed or embroidered to order and take approx 5 - 7 Days to produce plus postage time.
Figurines and other made to order cast resin products are made to order and take approx 7-15 working days, sometimes longer.
Other giftware takes approx 7-10 days.
Belts and ties and items without badge or decoration are shipped next day.
Please note that during busy periods such as Christmas, these timings can take longer, and your patience is appreciated.
Complaints Department Grenade — Desk Ornament
Every office needs a complaints department. Ours just has a slightly more… explosive policy.
This 1:1 scale hand grenade replica sits proudly on a solid oak plinth, engraved with the immortal words:
"Complaints Department — Please Take a Number"
Complete with a number "1" tag on the pin, it's the perfect way to handle workplace grievances with a straight face and a raised eyebrow. A proper conversation starter for any desk, office, or man cave — and a gift that'll get a genuine laugh every time.
- 1:1 scale hand grenade replica
- Solid oak plinth — presentation-ready out of the box
- Engraved plaque — no complaints about the quality
- Made to order in the UK
- Ornament only — no actual complaints resolved
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